Predictions for 2006
Over at the Corner. Some are really funny. My favorite, from Jonah Goldberg:
Joe Wilson and Valerie Plame will enter talks to launch their own talk/reality show. Even after a sweeps week episode in which Wilson eats 6 pounds of yellow cake from in-between Plame’s cleavage with his hands tied behind his back, he will take great offense at anyone who suggests he’s a publicity hound.
UPDATE: Took a quick stroll by the Anchoress and found she had weighed in with predictions. This one is hilarious:
Howard Dean will not be DNC chair by the end of the year. He will be replaced by affable eye candy of some sort, capable of bumper-sticker-speak. John Kerry will make all sorts of noises about running again for the WH, but at the last possible moment, he will declare himself uninterested due to his deep committment to the people of Massachusetts. A quick search through his Beacon Hill garbage will reveal a bloody horse’s head.
Another favorite from the Corner, from KLO — you KNOW it will happen:
Hillary Clinton makes a cameo appearance on Commander-in-Chief.
C’mon my Reasoned and Audacious readers. . . what are YOUR predictions??
This entire time I’d been watching Commander-in-Chief, I thought that WAS Hillary! Ha ha! 🙂
Happy New Year!
My prediction: 2006 will be another year in which not a single conservative manages to say anything remotely funny even after trying really, really hard.
Charmaine will also continue to post pictures of herself that were taken in the early 80s.
– Saint Cindy’s 15 minutes of fame will expire, as will Howard Dean’s, John Kerry’s, and John Murtha’s.
– Bin Laden will be discovered running a liquor store in California.
– Zarkawi will become like one of the Hussein twins.
– Arnold the Governator will be revealed as a secret Democrat android.