Yes, There is a Santa Claus and Here's His Boot Camp
The Baby-Boo and The Dancer were asking, “Is Santa Claus real?”
“Of course,” I said.
“How does he know where to go?,” They wondered.
“He knows,” I said. “The Marines trained him…”
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Thank you (foot)notes
A salute to John Howland at USNA At Large.
Your Business Blogger(R) worked with Marines as an Army Officer. I always had a half dozen or so Marine classmates in a 60 man class (no girls allowed: Combat Arms) — The Marines always — ALWAYS — got the top grades, regularly beating Your Business Blogger(R).
Which, some would say, is a low hurdle…
Anyway, it would be logical that the Marines would be the Santa trainers. And not the liberal community organizers who trained Barack Obama.
Hilarious, now we know how he got in shape for climbing back up all those chimneys.