Yes, There is a Santa Claus and Here's His Boot Camp


The Baby-Boo and The Dancer were asking, “Is Santa Claus real?”

“Of course,” I said.

“How does he know where to go?,” They wondered.

“He knows,” I said. “The Marines trained him…”



Thank you (foot)notes

A salute to John Howland at USNA At Large.

Your Business Blogger(R) worked with Marines as an Army Officer. I always had a half dozen or so Marine classmates in a 60 man class (no girls allowed: Combat Arms) — The Marines always — ALWAYS — got the top grades, regularly beating Your Business Blogger(R).

Which, some would say, is a low hurdle…

Anyway, it would be logical that the Marines would be the Santa trainers. And not the liberal community organizers who trained Barack Obama.


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1 Response

  1. Subvet says:

    Hilarious, now we know how he got in shape for climbing back up all those chimneys.